1. Is the bar tender here ?
3. What , was that the wrong answer ? [ alternate : Should I have said DiMaggio ? ]
4. Well , I’ve been a lawyer for fifteen years too , but you don’t see me doing this all the time do you ? ( physical joke )
5. It’s only twenty-one thirty now .
6. Sorry , Father , I thought you said goat .
7. Well , you heard him . He’s an incorrigible liar .
8. No , you ride the camel into town to find a woman .
9. No , that’s okay . The smartest man in the world took my backpack .
10. I have an American for a neighbor and you have an Indian for a neighbor .
Bonus ( 11 ). If Princess Margaret were here we could’ve saved the Rolls .