10 new prison jokes *

1.  # 813

2. # 456

3. #988

4.  #1,301

5. #13  (NOT NEW ; BUT ALWAYS A FAVORITE)

6.  #448

7. #955

8. #903

9.   #1204

10. # 898

BONUS :

11.  # 687

* Joke : Guy  goes to prison . First night he can’t sleep .  All night long he hears : ” twenty…….thirty six……….one hundred two………….. eighteen………….” It goes on all night long , voices calling out numbers in the hallways . Giggles . Laughs.  At one point his cell mate falls off of his cot laughing and , out of control , he rolls around on the floor laughing .

In the morning the new guy , half out of his mind , asks his cell mate what’s it all about . ” They’re jokes ,” the man says . ” Most of us been in here so long we got the jokes  memorized by number . ”

” What about that one number , forty-four  ? ” , the new guy asks . ” You rolled onto the floor laughing . ”

” I hadn’t heard that one before , ” he says .

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