1. He is Jesus Christ . He thinks he’s Tiger Woods .
2. You can’t wash your face in a buffalo .
3. Rosary , get me the whiskey .
4. Is the bar tender here ?
5. What , is this a joke ?
6. Oh my God , you’ve got a Catholic priest .
7. No , I think we’ll just wait for the police .
8. O.K. , then how much do I owe you ?
9. You lied . You didn’t have to go .
10 . I’m not talking to you .
bonus ( for Przemek ) : 13 ( Back to the prison jokes ! Oldie but goodie )