1. The wedding wasn’t much , but the reception was fantastic !
3. And I’m the luckiest Arab in Ireland !
4. Two pounds per gallon , and not a penny more !
5. I wanted to finish before the paint ran out .
7. Who are you going to believe ? Me , or that lying horse ?
8. If Princess Margaret had been here we could have saved the Rolls .
9. I’m a busy man , so if you wouldn’t mind , tell me your sins .
10. The sheep lies ! The sheep lies !
bonus : Well , can’t you see ? He’s a notorious liar !