a few more punchlines

1.  The wedding wasn’t much , but the reception was fantastic !

2.  Oh , thank  God ! I thought I’d lost my hearing .lao tzu

3.  And I’m the luckiest Arab in Ireland !

4. Two pounds per gallon , and not a penny more !

5. I wanted to finish before the paint ran out .

6. Not , you . I was talking to the donkey .census WWI

7.  Who are you going to believe ? Me , or that lying horse ?

8.  If Princess Margaret had been here we could have saved the Rolls .

9. I’m a busy man , so if you wouldn’t mind , tell me your sins .

10.  The sheep lies ! The sheep lies !

bonus :  Well , can’t you see ? He’s a notorious liar !

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