A few days ago, I went to have lunch at a Chinese restaurant.
My friends are so unsurprised by that news that they’re wondering why I bothered to write it. For those friends, I will just say that not everyone has had the pleasure of chowing down on Szechuan with me. Also, I’ve got to establish a setting and premise for this tale, so get off my back, OK?
As usual, my bill came with a fortune cookie. The slip in this cookie read –
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