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ignorance and confidence……….

1912 policeman and crook I gave a talk at the museum a few days ago about a cop who was killed in Arcadia in 1927 . He was the only Arcadia police officer killed while on duty .  An invitation was sent to the Arcadia Police Department , but not one cop showed up . That surprised me . I would have thought that the 1927 murder would have been of interest to them .

They would have discovered that some of the facts in the police memorial pages on the internet are not valid . The shooter , an 18 year old , didn’t die in prison , as the police page states . The shooter was paroled 17 years after going to Folsom . He , and the other two boys , had all been sentenced to life in state prison . The other two were already out on parole by the time the shooter walked .

They all lived to be old men .  The police memorial page states that the shooter died in prison and the other two died soon after being paroled . Sorry . That didn’t happen .

I think that the local cops would be more comfortable with the   “shooter died in prison and the other two soon after they were paroled” story . That’s not as unsettling as the truth .

That’s a funny thing about the truth , and history . We like to believe in our comfortable stories , however mythical . Don’t we , most of us , tend to fit new information into our preconceived belief system ? If the new bit of info doesn’t fit we , many or most of us ,  toss it out . A Simon and Garfunkle song lyric goes : A man hears what he wants to hear , and disregards the rest .

My ninety-four year old neighbor , Don , likes to use the phrase  ‘thinking out of thee box’ lately . Seems like he never heard the phrase before . Now Don’s all for everyone thinking out of the box .  He sees a need for it , he says  . He makes a little box diagram in the air with his fingers when he preaches ‘thinking out of the box’ .

I don’t think out of the box , I think . Don doesn’t think much out of the box, either , but I don’t tell him that . My friend Ivan thinks out of the box , I guess .  Maybe I’ve known one or two other people who are ‘out of the box’ thinkers .

But , more accurately ,  I don’t really know exactly what ‘out of the box’ means , beyond a vague notion . I may have to collect my thoughts . But if I could collect them I’d probably stuff them into the box . I’ll have them ready when Ada offers me a penny for my thoughts . I might pick up some cents .

 The trouble with most folk isn’t their ignorance , but all the things they know that ain’t so . ——Josh Billings

I’m trying to keep in some loose contact with what’s going on in the world and in the country . Turns out there seem to be not just one box out there , but several of them . It’s easy to think out of most of the boxes and to stick with my own .train of thought

I like the Mark Twain quote :  To succeed in life you need two things , ignorance and confidence .

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how about hannibal hamlin

Hannibal Hamlin : Vice President

Hannibal Hamlin

V.P. from 1861 to 1865 . From Maine . First V.P. of the Republican Party .  ( Lincoln was President ).

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Thomas Starr King

Thomas Starr King

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November 26, 2014 · 10:04 pm

Polk, Scott , Jackson

James K. PolkWinfield Scott

 

Andrew JACKSON

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washington and madison

Washington IrvingWashington Irving

Dolly Madison

Dolly Madison

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three guys

Horace Greeley

Daniel Webster

Sam Houston

Horace Greeley , Daniel Webster , Sam Houston

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until you got to the oak tree

I wanted to follow-up for a bit my meandering post on trees and doing a good job .  I sparked a couple of oak tree comments and they reminded me of another story .

Several years ago I read a story in the local paper about a man and his oak tree and his neighbor .  The man had a large oak that he said was dead and needed to be cut down .  Native oaks are protected here in California so he needed to apply for a permit . Trouble was his neighbor objected . The neighbor said the tree was not dead , was healthy as a horse , so to speak , and so the cutting down was put on hold . Didn’t make for friendly neighbors month after month as the oak tree owner’s plan to cut the tree down went nowhere . Waiting .

And then .

And then a strong wind , maybe one of our Santa Ana’s , came to town . The winds knocked the sick old oak tree over . It evidently was sick , or dead , after all , and couldn’t resist the wind .  It crashed sideways on top of the neighbor’s garage and crushed it . The neighbor suddenly withdrew his objection to cutting the tree . Well , maybe he didn’t , since he was way too late for that . I remember the story as he suddenly withdrew his complaint , but I suppose that doesn’t make much sense . At any rate , I guess the gods had the last word .

Poetic justice .Dandy man

endings :

1. and they made up and were friends from then on and lived happily ever after …………

2. and the neighbor sued the man and  a. won a huge settlement , or , b. the suit went nowhere

3. they didn’t speak to one another ever again

4   a lifetime legacy ensued of  evil thoughts cast over the broken fence following  prolonged arguments as to who should repair

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5. one or the other of the guys moved away from the neighborhoodoakwild ranch near sacramento

 

I don’t know what actually happened . Maybe they shook hands and went on with life in peace and harmony .

 

 

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