Daily Archives: March 25, 2020

punch linez

1.  I don’t know who he is , Captain , but he’s got the pope for a driver !

2. You fooled me . You didn’t have to go .

3. Are you sick or something ? No , but the guy last night was .

4. Bartender says : Why the long face ? ( a joke older than grandmother )

5. Is the bar tender here ? [hint: a termite walks into a bar and asks ………….]

6. I got the job , first day and they put me on a murder case .

7. I could see rain coming and I wanted to finish before I run out of paint .

8. If Princess Margaret were here we could’ve saved the Rolls .

9.  7   ( kids’ joke )

10. Nothing !  ( annoying kids’ joke )

bonus 11 .    [note: no bonus]  

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